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I’m pretty sure all of us know how going out for dinner works. And no, I’m not talking about all the preparations before leaving the house or the famous waiting time while your partner is getting ready. 😄
I’m talking about the best part: sitting at the table, opening the menu, and telling the waiter what you’d like to eat.
For you, it is just a simple dish name:
“I would like the carbonara pasta, please.”
But have you ever wondered how your order looks from the chef’s perspective?
The chef doesn’t simply see “carbonara pasta.” Behind that simple request, there is a detailed recipe: ingredients, quantities, and instructions that transform your choice into the final dish arriving at your table.
And this is exactly how we can think about Table-Valued Functions in SQL: a simple request can be transformed into a complete set of information — a table of results ready to be used.
From a Dinner Order to a Data TableIn my previous article, we explored CROSS APPLY and saw how SQL can execute a function for every row returned by another table.
But that raised an important question: what type of function can return a complete set of rows instead of a single value?
CROSS APPLY does not create those rows. It simply consumes the result returned by the function and combines it with the outer query.
This is where Table-Valued Functions come into play. Just like a chef needs a complete list of ingredients to prepare a dish, SQL sometimes needs a complete table of results to continue processing the data.
Let’s move forward because somehow I’m starting to get hungry 😅
So, getting into a more technical part, we know that a Table-Valued Function (TVF), as you most probably got from its name, is a function that returns a table.
The magic of a TVF (Table-Valued Function) is not only what it returns, but how SQL can use that result.Let’s take a look at the recipe
Before the chef (or maybe you 😉) can prepare your dish, they need a recipe that explains what ingredients are required and how they should be combined. That recipe isn’t just a simple instruction; it contains everything needed to prepare the final dish in a structured way.
A Table-Valued Function works in a very similar manner. It receives an input, applies a set of instructions, and returns a structured list of results, so we have:
♦So, how do we actually create that “recipe”? 🤔
Pretty simple:
CREATE FUNCTION dbo.GetRecipeIngredients(...)
RETURNS TABLE
AS
RETURN
(
SELECT ...
)
At first glance, it looks like any other SQL function. It has a name, it can accept parameters, and it contains logic that produces a result.
But there is one key difference: instead of returning a single value, it returns an entire table that can be queried just like any other table in your database.
And that’s where the real power of Table-Valued Functions begins.
Now, let’s imagine our restaurant database keeps track of its menu and recipes. To prepare a dish, we need to know which ingredients belong to each menu item:
♦and
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♦How our code for the table-valued function look like?
CREATE FUNCTION dbo.GetRecipeIngredients
(
@MenuItemID INT
)
RETURNS TABLE
AS
RETURN
(
SELECT
m.DishName,
i.IngredientName,
CONCAT(ri.Quantity, ' ', ri.Unit) AS Quantity
FROM RecipeIngredients AS ri
INNER JOIN Ingredients AS i
ON ri.IngredientID = i.IngredientID
INNER JOIN MenuItems AS m
ON ri.MenuItemID = m.MenuItemID
WHERE ri.MenuItemID = @MenuItemID
);
Now our recipe generator is ready. We provide the menu item as the input parameter:
SELECT *
FROM dbo.GetRecipeIngredients(2); -- 2 is the menuid for the Carbonara
SQL executes the logic inside the function and returns the ingredient list required for that dish, and we have something like this:
♦Notice that we provided only one input value: the menu item ID. However, the function returned multiple rows, each representing an ingredient required for that dish.
The Two Recipes: Inline vs Multi-Statement Table-Valued FunctionsUsually, the dish depends on our hunger level. For sure, we will want a lot of time and hear our stomachs start a strike till we have our meal done.
So we have 2 types of recipes, the ones that you read once and you’re ready to start preparing, and the other ones that require a lot of time and experience (or ambition to do it).
This applies as well in our SQL kitchen, and we have:
These recipes that could easily fit on a sticky note: a straightforward set of instructions.
Going back to our SQL kitchen, it is a simple return of a single SELECT statement, just like the example we saw earlier. Nothing fancy like temporary variables and intermediate steps.
Simple recipe, simple process, simple result.
Multi-statement TVF — a full version of a grandma’s notebookOn the other hand, multi-statement TVF are more like our grandma's notebook, where the dishes are explained step by step, and also can have prerequisites and intermediate things that need to happen before the final dish is ready.
In SQL, it is translated into multiple statements and an internal table variable that helps us build the result one step at a time.
CREATE FUNCTION dbo.GetRecipeSummary
(
@MenuItemID INT
)
RETURNS @Recipe TABLE
(
DishName VARCHAR(100),
IngredientName VARCHAR(100),
Quantity VARCHAR(30),
IngredientType VARCHAR(50)
)
AS
BEGIN
-- First step: add the ingredients to our result table
INSERT INTO @Recipe
(
DishName,
IngredientName,
Quantity,
IngredientType
)
SELECT
m.DishName,
i.IngredientName,
CONCAT(ri.Quantity, ' ', ri.Unit) AS Quantity,
CASE
WHEN i.IngredientName IN ('Pasta', 'Flour', 'Bread')
THEN 'Main'
WHEN i.IngredientName IN ('Salt', 'Pepper', 'Basil')
THEN 'Seasoning'
ELSE 'Other'
END AS IngredientType
FROM RecipeIngredients AS ri
INNER JOIN Ingredients AS i
ON ri.IngredientID = i.IngredientID
INNER JOIN MenuItems AS m
ON ri.MenuItemID = m.MenuItemID
WHERE ri.MenuItemID = @MenuItemID;
-- Additional processing could happen here
RETURN;
END;
And after all this fight with the preparation step and logic, you call it exactly like an inline TFV:
SELECT *
FROM dbo.GetRecipeSummary(1);
When each of them is good, you might ask, seeing that they return almost the same table….
♦Generated with AIThe rule of thumb says:
If you can write your TVF as a single SELECT, an Inline TVF is usually the answer.What about our CROSS APPLY ?
Going back to my previous CROSS APPLY article, this TVF completes the puzzle and allows the CROSS APPLY to run it on each row returned by another table.
Imagine we have a table containing the dishes ordered at each restaurant table:
SELECT o.TableNumber, o.MenuItemID, r.IngredientName, r.Quantity
FROM Orders AS o
CROSS APPLY dbo.GetRecipeIngredients(o.MenuItemID) AS r;
Here, CROSS APPLY takes the MenuItemID from each order and passes it to our TVF.
Conclusions before leaving the kitchenAn inline TVF lets our server breathe because there is no additional table variable to populate and no extra layer of processing between the query and the result.
A Multi-Statement TVF, on the other hand, gives us more room when the logic really needs multiple steps, so we can build the result gradually before returning the final table.
In the end, you should remember to:
Not open Grandma’s entire recipe notebook if a sticky note is enough. 😄
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I was watching a FIFA World Cup match streamed live on YouTube, and it was showing a live count of how many people were watching along with me, updating in real time.
My first thought was: that’s just a HashMap, add a viewer, remove a viewer when they drop off. But then I thought about it a bit more. A HashMap holding millions of viewer IDs, updating on every single join and leave, staying consistent enough to show a smooth live number, that didn’t sit right.
At that scale, something that “just works” like a HashMap usually isn’t what’s actually running under the hood.
So I went looking, and it surprised me. It wasn’t a HashMap at all. It was a small, elegant piece of math most engineers only encounter in a system design interview: HyperLogLog. This is me breaking down what I learned digging into it.
♦Source: GeminiHashMap works. It’s also exact, which sounds like a feature until you look at the cost. You’re storing every single user ID, and that set grows without bound as your traffic grows. At a few thousand daily users, this is nothing. At tens of millions, that hash set is real memory you’re paying for every single day, just to answer “how many unique.”
♦Image Source: ClaudeBackgroundSay I flip a coin and tell you I got tails three times in a row. Not a huge deal, that happens about once every 8 flips. But if I tell you I got tails fifteen times in a row, you’d assume one of two things: either I’ve been flipping for a very, very long time, or I’m lying.
That instinct, that rare streaks imply a large number of attempts, is the entire idea behind HyperLogLog. The more items you feed it, the more likely you are to see a rare pattern in the data. So if you’re only tracking the rarest pattern you’ve seen so far, you can work backward to estimate how many items passed through, without ever storing the items themselves.
♦Image Source: ClaudeThe Mechanism: How HyperLogLog Works1. Hash & Count Zero-Streaks: Every incoming ID is passed through a uniform hash function, outputting a sequence of binary $0$s and $1$s. HLL counts the number of consecutive trailing (or leading) zeros. A hash ending in $k$ zeros represents a $1\text{ in } 2^k$ event. If the longest zero-streak observed is 3, HLL estimates roughly $2³ = 8$ unique items have passed through.
♦Image Source: Claude2. Bucket to Mitigate Variance: A single “freak hash” (e.g., an ID hashing to 15 trailing zeros) would instantly corrupt a single counter. HLL prevents this by splitting the hash into two components:
3. Aggregate via Harmonic Mean: To merge individual bucket counts into a single global estimate, HLL applies a harmonic mean across all registers, followed by a bias-correction constant. Unlike an arithmetic mean, the harmonic mean severely suppresses extreme outliers, preventing a few anomalous buckets from skewing the final result.
The Result: Redis uses 16,384 registers capped at just 12 KB of memory to estimate cardinalities up to $2^{64}$ items with a typical standard error of ~0.81%.
Where It Belongs
When to Avoid It
So what was actually counting those FIFA unique viewers?
Not a HashMap.
Just 16,384 tiny registers watching for the rarest pattern seen so far, and a bit of math turning that into “2.3M watching now.”
No per-viewer bookkeeping, no growing memory. That’s why it stays cheap to update live, in front of millions of people.
What stuck with me is that it’s not a faster way to count active users, it’s estimating “roughly how many.” And that shift, from exact to roughly, is what makes the whole thing possible.
♦How YouTube Counts Millions of Live Viewers was originally published in Code Like A Girl on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.
Vonda N. McIntyre’s 2026 The Curve of the World is an alternate-history novel.
One thousand years after Knossos was warned of an impending tsunami in time to save the inhabitants, the descendants of the Minoan Cretans — the Idaeans — are thriving. Skilled shipwrights and savvy navigators have allowed the matriarchal Idaean traders to explore much of the world.
But not all of the world.
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Master persistent memory, multi-agent AI orchestration, token optimization, and modern engineering workflows for building reliable…
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Friendship Dinner 2026: Welcome Home♦
♦ Saturday, October 24, 2026
♦ Bingemans Conference Centre, Marshall Hall
♦ 5:00 pm – 9:00 pm
Buy a ticket, reserve a table, bring a friend, or donate a ticket.
Together, we’re helping create a community where everyone can find a place to call home.
Register Today What makes a place feel like home?♦Is it a roof over your head?
A favourite chair in the corner of the room?
The people who gather around your table?
For most of us, home is about far more than four walls. Home is where we feel safe. It’s where we belong. It’s where we can rest, dream, connect with others, and build a future.
But for many people in Waterloo Region, that home can feel out of reach.
Every day, House of Friendship walks alongside people in our community who are experiencing complex challenges. Through the generosity of our incredible donors, we offer food security, stable housing, addiction treatment, and neighborhood support. These community connections help move people toward stability, belonging, and hope.
This fall, we invite you to join us as we explore what it truly means to be welcomed home.
You're InvitedRegistration is now open for Friendship Dinner 2026: Welcome Home.
Join us on Saturday, October 24, 2026, at Bingemans Conference Centre, Marshall Hall, for an inspiring evening of community, storytelling, and impact.
Together, we’ll celebrate the upcoming completion of Friendship Village, a transformative supportive housing community that will provide more than housing – it’s a place where people can access support, build relationships, and find belonging.
Throughout the evening, you’ll hear powerful stories that highlight the journey from homelessness to housing and learn how supporters like you are helping create lasting change across Waterloo Region.
♦A Community EffortThis year’s theme, Welcome Home, is not only about buildings or housing developments.
It’s about what happens when a community comes together.
It’s about creating spaces where people feel seen, valued, and supported.
It’s about ensuring that everyone has the opportunity to belong.
Whether you’ve attended Friendship Dinner for years or are considering joining us for the first time, we hope you’ll be part of this special evening.
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“It’s not easy being all alone,” said Joy. “I’m glad I found House of Friendship.”
Joy came to Canada 23 months ago as a refugee from Nigeria.
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“I had to run for my life,” said Joy. “I had to leave my family behind.”
Joy volunteers weekly at one of House of Friendship’s Neighbourhood Food Programs, where she also receives food support.
She found out about the program through a neighbour in her apartment building, who was also from Nigeria.
“Just seeing someone from my country, just talking to them, made me happy,” said Joy. “I asked her, ‘Please, I need assistance. Is there anywhere I can go?’
Joy received the help she needed, but soon decided to volunteer, both to give back her time and to help her with her ultimate goal of finding a job in Canada.
“It has been so difficult to find a job,” said Joy. “I needed somewhere to volunteer. I just want to be useful here, in the community.”
Currently, Joy is trying to make ends meet while living on Ontario Works, but it hasn’t been easy. She shares a two-bedroom apartment with a single mother; even so, her rent takes up most of the money she receives.
What little is left over has to be carefully set aside for anything extra, like clothing, which is why she is so grateful she can get food every week.
“I have to pay my bills, and it has been tough,” said Joy. “Without this food, how would I survive?”
Volunteering has also helped her get to know her neighbours, and find out about other available support. Joy regularly joins House of Friendship’s English Conversation Circle, even though she is quite fluent in English, simply to have people to talk to.
But most of all, Joy has enjoyed being part of the House of Friendship team, finding connection and community with both volunteers and staff.
“I feel like I have a family here,” said Joy. “Even though my family are not here, at least I have people around me here. They have been so good to me.”
Your support of our Food programs helps community members like Joy get the help they need. Thank you for your faithfulness and compassion!
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CWHEN is a non profit organization that is committed to amplifying the voices of female patients, across Canada. We promote education on women’s health issues and fund neglected areas of women’s health research to help transform our current models of care.
WHY YOU WOULD JOIN USWe are seeking motivated, skilled healthcare professionals to join our Board of Directors. As a board member, you will have the opportunity to build your network and community, while working on issues you feel passionate about. You’ll acquire governance skills and be able to work alongside other healthcare professionals, as we work to achieve our goals.
KEY RESPONSIBILITIESBoard members are expected to:
How to apply: Please email your CV and a cover letter to Naiomi Badri Email: naiomi.badri@cwhen.ca
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Have I got the name correct? Was it the O'Connor Commission which looked into the Walkerton mass bacteria poisoning with E. Coli back around 2000? Among a number of key recommendations was the multi barrier approach to water protection. The plan was to isolate and protect each and every step of water withdrawal, water treatment, water storage, water distribution from its' source to your kitchen sink. This is where the Region of Waterloo have failed horribly. They may claim to have the finest, most up to date water treatment available but that is merely one step in a multi step process. Hence a single breakdown whether mechanical, electrical or human failure at a treatment plant could be catastrophic. Now in Walkerton there were multiple failures mostly human albeit they affected the raw water entering the system as well as the treatment efforts further along as human beings actually fudged some of the treatment data and reports to make things look better on paper than they were.
Here in Waterloo Region we have serious issues with at least two of the four steps mentioned earlier. Water withdrawal from contaminated aquifers is far worse than problematic. Water distribution is also a problem as far too many water pipes still in the ground are made of lead and possibly even some asbestos pipe is still in existence. Some of these pipes astoundingly include ones going to our public and elementary schools. The third step overall namely treatment might be reasonably good but it fails to totally remove trichloroethylene (TCE), glyphosate (Round Up) and others from the treated water sent to our homes and businesses. The Middleton Wellfield in Cambridge even has greater treatment (Advanced Oxidation Process) than all the other groundwater sources but still can't eliminate it completely from the water supply. Similar issues but with less treatment occur at the William St. Wellfield in Waterloo as well as the Parkway Wellfield in Kitchener.
There are also issues, mostly totally ignored, with synergy between toxic contaminants. It is what we don't know that can hurt us. If TCE is at 2 parts per billion (ppb) in our tap water and glyphosate is at 6 ppb plus a dash of lead from the pipes as well then what is the true health criteria? Nobody knows!! Science is wonderful but to date there have been no published drinking water standards for more than one contaminant at a time in our water.
Following is a partial list of known contaminants throughout Waterloo Region groundwater and drinking water wells: NDMA, chlorobenzene, ammonia, TCE, nitrates, glyphosate, xylenes, toluene, benzene, sodium, chlorides and more. Most groundwater has multiple contaminants. Surface water drinking sources (Grand River) have more bacteria, viruses and pathogens such as coliforms, E.Coli, cryptosporidium and many others.
There are expensive fixes such as reverse osmosis systems and ultraviolet light systems that can be put in homes and or much less expensive and maybe much less efficient systems including Brita filters (activated carbon filters). Regardless demanding safer and cleaner drinking water from our elected representatives is the first step. It may even be necessary to delay other hobby priorities of our politicians if we as citizens believe that drinking water for ourselves and families is a bigger priority.
Kim Bo-Young’s 2020 A Plagued Sea is a stand-alone horror novella. The 2026 English translation is by Sophie Bowman.
Despite the crowds, professional bodyguard Mu-young and her beloved niece Hyun manage to make the train to Haewon. Time with her aunt, away from her obsessive, controlling mother, is precious to Hyun. Thus, despite her better instincts, Mu-young ignores the alert about a quake near Haewon. Surely, by the time the pair reach Haewon, whatever is going to happen will be long over.
Three years later, Mu-young lives alone in Haewon.
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The name of the French/Acadian restaurant in Moncton is catchy, multi-layered and allusive: roughly translated as the “mists of the elbow” as might be found at the bend of a river, especially in Canada’s at times foggy, misty east coast.
But, according to staff, the phrase is cheeky and playful because it might also evoke the back-and-forth elbow-action as one shakes a sauté pan flipping and tossing hot food and in doing so flipping and tossing up some steam, liquid and perhaps a short burst of flame.
All of that helps capture, linguistically, the casual essence of number 91 on Canada’s 100 Best restaurants.
♦Located in historic Aberdeen Cultural Centre (photo/andrewcoppolino,com).The small menu is nicely packed with big flavour and fine technical execution — several apps and three mains — that comes out of the open, rustic kitchen situated, interestingly, in the visual and multimedia hub “Centre culturel d’Aberdeen.” The venue is a lovely 1898 structure that was once a secondary school — and alma mater to Northrop Frye, one of Canada’s preeminent and iconic literary critics. Given the various meanings layered into the restaurant’s name, that seems a quite suitable coincidence.
Alongside the open kitchen, the background of which is century’ old brick-and-mortar and weathered and rough boards, is a 40-seat open dining room serving bistro dishes and Canadian/Acadian-inspired fare, details of which come via a blackboard.
♦Open kitchen in an old school-room (photo/andrewcoppolino.com).A well-designed patio overlooking Botsford Street is perfect for outdoor dining on a warm summer night — and is, temperature-wise, cooler than inside. There, waitstaff shuffle a placard-sized blackboard with beverage selections to your table-side. An interesting quirk.
Competent and friendly, staff transition easily between French and English and can explain succinctly both the wines and cocktails as well as the food served with them.
Four snacks for sharing lead off the menu (the ciabatta was mediocre; the burrata very good) followed by five appetizers and a trio of mains that include a tenderloin tartare with beef-fat fries.
Medium-rare bavette is perched on a raft of asparagus and zucchini spears, the latter of which have taken very nicely to a few moments’ charring on the grill, accompanied by a duo of delicate green peppercorn and celeriac sauces.
♦Bavette and sauces (photo/andrewcoppolino.com).Tender fletan cheeks are confited in olive oil and nestled prettily on a “summer succotash” with some zucc, cannellini beans and a rich roasted-corn velouté. The halibut is delicately sweet, slightly briny and buttery in texture. It’s a gorgeously colourful, picturesque dish with perhaps the palette of a Monet.
♦A Monet-like palette of colour (photo/andrewcoppolino.co).Desserts — we gobbled four of them — are alternately sweet, lemony and tart with summer fruits and are possessed of ample texture contrasts. All were beautiful to look at and appreciate at meal’s end as well.
♦A balance of sweet and tart (photo/andrewcoppolino.com).Attentive service was paced properly throughout the evening allowing for a leisurely but engaged experience with staff promptly responding to a request or question.
It struck me that many of the guests had been to Les brumes du coude previously, and I happened to have noticed a few patrons earlier in the evening as they walked to the restaurant: it would seem that the venue is part of the fabric of the neighbourhood and that of the local food-lovers community in Moncton.
This success might also be the reason that ownership has more recently opened a sister restaurant — Sève bar-apéro — a few minutes away in Dieppe.
Check out my latest post Les brumes du coude Moncton from AndrewCoppolino.com.
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Located in Waterloo’s sought-after Carriage Crossing neighbourhood, 201-245 Grey Silo Road offers spacious, well-finished condo living in a quiet, newer building close to recreation, trails and everyday amenities.
Set within Trailside at Grey Silo Gate, this immaculately maintained 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom suite offers approximately 1,363 square feet of finished living space, a bright open-concept layout, private balcony, underground parking and access to an impressive rooftop terrace.
For buyers searching for condos for sale in Waterloo, this property offers the space and functionality of a larger home with the convenience of condo living.
The main living space is one of the standout features of this suite.
Large windows and sliding glass doors bring in plenty of natural light, while hardwood flooring runs throughout the open-concept kitchen, dining and living areas. The generous layout provides defined spaces for dining and relaxing without compromising the flow of the room.
The living room offers enough space for substantial furniture and opens directly to the private balcony through large sliding glass doors, creating an easy extension of the indoor living area.
The balcony provides additional outdoor space while maintaining the privacy and convenience of condo living.
The kitchen is designed with both function and everyday use in mind.
Extensive cabinetry provides excellent storage, while granite countertops and a tiled backsplash give the space a polished finish. Premium stainless steel appliances are complemented by under-cabinet lighting and a reverse osmosis drinking water system.
A large centre island offers additional prep space along with seating for three, making it equally practical for casual meals, entertaining or additional workspace.
The kitchen remains fully connected to the dining and living areas, creating an open layout that feels spacious without sacrificing storage or functionality.
The primary bedroom offers generous proportions and a well-designed layout. A tray ceiling adds architectural detail, while the walk-in closet provides ample storage. The private 4-piece ensuite features a large tiled glass shower with a built-in bench, creating a comfortable and well-finished primary suite.
The second bedroom is also generously sized and positioned near the second 4-piece bathroom.
The layout works well for a traditional second bedroom, guest room or dedicated home office, offering flexibility for a range of buyers.
With two full bathrooms, the suite is particularly well suited to those who regularly host guests or want additional separation between bedroom spaces.
Additional interior features add to the functionality and overall quality of the suite, including:
The suite also includes one underground parking space and an exceptionally large storage locker located directly behind it, providing convenient additional storage rarely found in condo living.
Rooftop Amenities at Trailside at Grey Silo GateResidents have access to an impressive rooftop terrace with a pergola-covered lounge, multiple seating and dining areas, BBQs, a fire table, landscaped planters and expansive views.
The building itself is only four storeys, offering a quieter residential setting while still providing the amenities and conveniences associated with newer condo developments.
Carriage Crossing offers a newer residential setting in northeast Waterloo with convenient access to recreation, trails, dining and everyday services.
Carriage Crossing Plaza is just steps away and includes Levetto restaurant, a pharmacy, animal hospital, dental office and additional neighbourhood amenities.
Nearby, residents have easy access to RIM Park, Grey Silo Golf Club and the Walter Bean Grand River Trail, making this location especially well suited to buyers who value proximity to outdoor recreation.
The property is also only minutes from:
With approximately 1,363 square feet of finished living space, generous principal rooms, a well-appointed kitchen, two spacious bedrooms, two full bathrooms, a private balcony and excellent storage, 201-245 Grey Silo Road offers a strong combination of space, finish and location.
For buyers considering condos for sale in Waterloo, this suite provides a well-maintained, move-in-ready option in one of northeast Waterloo’s most desirable residential communities.
For more information about 201-245 Grey Silo Road or to arrange a private showing, contact The Deutschmann Team.
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O.K. I will admit that my political biases don't exactly match my hopes for either a regional house cleaning at the polls or a provincially initiated housecleaning by removing the regional Chair and replacing her with a better provincial appointee. Now I have made my concerns with our current regional councillors abundantly clear even as recently as my Blog post of yesterday. A third issue I have is with our Police Services Board as well as with our regional police. My issues aren't in regards to individual police officers, they are in regards to the decision makers at the top. This includes being far too influenced by other organizational idiots such as at the school board (WRDSB) as well as how they (mis)handled the serious concerns and lawsuits of their female officers. I suppose this also includes the appropriate focus on drunk driving and the total ignoring and failure to enforce all other driving safety issues except speeding. Speeding and drinking & driving laws are enforced whereas distracted driving is not nor are mandatory turn signals, driving in the right lane on the Xpressway unless passing, tailgating and believe it or not driving well below the speed limit under ideal driving conditions. Is there some kind of insurance bonus given to pick up truck drivers who appear to be intentionally delaying all traffic behind them just because they can?
So yes I'd love to see the province swoop in and kick political butt here in Waterloo Region. The one itsy bitsy problem I have is an almost total lack of faith in your hero and mine, Doug Ford. I am not a Conservative and even if I was I think he would trouble me. Yes Mr. Ford has properly given Donald Trump the stink eye as well as banned U.S. alcohol sales in our LCBO. Other than that he has given too many concessions to developers and too few to environmentalists. There is my conundrum. Sure come in Mr. Ford and clean house here because unfortunately our voting public aren't paying enough attention and simply vote for the pretty face who talks nicely and tells all the right lies. Sometimes though inviting a predator in to solve one problem only leads to other, maybe worse problems.
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Visit Nostra Cucina for their ordering procedures …
Nostra Cucina
31 Manitou Drive
Kitchener, ON N2C 1K9
(519) 748-0504
nostracucina.com
[Previously published]
A good veal parm is always what you need: it’s been widely reported and is factually true.
Okay, that’s fake news, but Nostra Cucina’s magnificent veal sandwich is legit and one you do need to have. And regularly.
If I’m near the take-away restaurant, I pop in and buy one — even if I’m not hungry, or I just had lunch. They are just too good to miss.
It’s a world-class sandwich and one that has won best veal sandwich in the province. That’s right: the province. And that includes sandwiches in Little Italy of Vaughan and Woodbridge repute.
Sian Burns and Dina Marsillo own and operate Nostra Cucina on Manitou Drive between Webster Road and Cress Lane.
At the time or writing, the menu features 15 or so hot or cold sandwiches (including the lovely New Orleans Muffuletta), pasta and pizza. But they excel at the veal, and they have done a lot of them over the years.
“I did some quick math,” Burns says calculating a prodigious parm production. “I think we’re at nearly 150,000 sandwiches in the 14 years that we’ve been here.”
Each one has been remarkable but none more so than the one that brought home veal sandwich gold a couple of years ago for Ontario’s Best Veal Sandwich, a competition sponsored by the Veal Farmers of Ontario and held at Toronto’s St. Lawrence Market.
Don’t worry: it wasn’t a one-off sandwich. The sandwich that won the competition is the sandwich you’ll get at Nostra Cucina. It’s composed of several thin slices of veal breaded and shallow-fried and piled nice and high.
“You can bite right through because it’s so thin and tender. Then there’s roasted peppers, sautéed mushrooms, red onions, our tomato sauce and Provolone cheese. Or any way you want it,” says Marsillo while she cooks one.
♦Sian and Dina (Photo/Andrew Coppolino).You can get the hot loaded version, or the sweet loaded version, depending on which peppers you choose. The breading is light (and lightly seasoned), so the individual flavours come through. The bun is thick—it needs to be to hold the heavy-with-goodness sandwich ingredients—but not heavy.
Sandwich love“We’ve nicknamed it ‘The Love,’ and it’s the reason Nostra Cucina exists. We didn’t open a restaurant and ask ourselves what we should sell. I ate the sandwich and said we need to open a shop and sell this,” Burns says.
“And it’s made with love which I think is the most important part,” she says. “Each veal sandwich is made like we’re going to eat it.”
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Steven L. Peck‘s 2012 A Short Stay in Hell is a stand-alone Borgesian horror novella.
Soren Johansson died of brain cancer at age forty-five, leaving a widow and four orphans. A devout Mormon, he had no doubt he would be reunited with his family in the afterlife.
An afterlife did await. However, Soren discovers he made one slight miscalculation.
If you’re searching for homes for sale in Wellesley, 20 David Street offers something especially rare: waterfront living right in the heart of town.
Overlooking Wellesley Pond, this beautifully updated 3-bedroom + den, 3-bathroom home combines approximately 2,133 square feet of finished living space with a peaceful, cottage-inspired setting. Professionally and extensively renovated in 2021, the home offers modern finishes, generous living spaces and direct access to the water, all within walking distance of everyday amenities.
One of the defining features of 20 David Street is its connection to the outdoors.
The main living areas are positioned to take advantage of the pond views, while glass sliding doors open directly onto an oversized back deck. Glass railings preserve the sightlines toward the water, and a pergola creates a comfortable setting for outdoor dining, entertaining or simply enjoying the quiet surroundings.
Beyond the deck, the landscaped backyard features mature trees, added privacy and walk-down access to a private dock on Wellesley Pond.
It creates the feeling of a cottage retreat without giving up the convenience of living in town.
Inside, the main floor features a bright, open layout connecting the family room, dining area and kitchen.
The family room includes an electric fireplace, while the updated kitchen offers quartz countertops, stainless steel appliances, a tile backsplash, under-cabinet lighting and breakfast bar seating for four.
Additional main-floor features include:
The result is a comfortable, polished space designed equally well for everyday living and entertaining.
A Private Primary Suite With Dedicated Flex SpaceUpstairs, the primary bedroom is positioned within its own private wing.
The suite features dual walk-in closets and an updated 3-piece ensuite with a tiled glass shower. It also connects directly to a separate den or office, creating flexible space for working from home, a nursery, reading room or private sitting area.
Two additional spacious bedrooms and an updated 4-piece main bathroom complete the upper level.
A Rare Option Among Homes for Sale in WellesleyWaterfront properties within established communities can be difficult to find, particularly when they combine an updated interior with a central location.
Approximately $30,000 in additional recent improvements have further enhanced the landscaping, privacy, curb appeal and move-in-ready condition of 20 David Street.
For buyers exploring homes for sale in Wellesley, this property offers a combination that stands apart: an extensively renovated home, approximately 2,133 square feet of finished living space and a private waterfront setting overlooking Wellesley Pond.
20 David Street offers the peaceful setting Wellesley is known for while keeping everyday conveniences close to home.
Buyers can enjoy a walkable village setting with local shops, recreation and community amenities nearby, while remaining within an easy drive of Waterloo, Kitchener and Stratford. Wellesley is approximately a 20-minute drive from Kitchener-Waterloo, while Stratford is roughly 25 minutes away.
Nearby highlights include:
Bill Gies Recreation Centre
♦Wellesley Pond
A One-of-a-Kind Wellesley Property20 David Street offers the opportunity to enjoy the slower pace and character of Wellesley with a waterfront setting that feels removed from everyday life.
From mornings overlooking the pond to summer evenings on the deck and direct access to the water from your own backyard, this is a home designed around its setting.
Interested in learning more about 20 David Street or booking a private showing? Contact The Deutschmann Team to explore this one-of-a-kind Wellesley property.
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When The Computer Recycling Project switched from Xubuntu Linux to Linux Mint Cinnamon edition the screensavers that are a part of the XFCE environment were no longer available without forcing them on top of Cinnamon.
Linux Mint Cinnamon has some basic screensaver controls. You can set:
This is decent in itself, but not quite as cool as some of the screensavers in the XFCE environment (opengl savers).
COSTI Immigrant Services is seeking several passionate and experienced leaders to join its volunteer Board of Directors, as well volunteers for its Finance, Audit and Risk Committee and its Strategy & Impact Committee.
For more than 70 years, COSTI has helped newcomers, refugees, and individuals facing barriers build successful lives in Canada. Today, as communities evolve and needs become more complex, we are looking for volunteers who want to use their skills, experience, and leadership to help guide one of Canada’s largest and most diverse immigrant-serving organizations.
Bring Your Expertise to COSTIWe are seeking individuals who are committed to strong governance and community impact, and who are passionate about contributing their leadership experience to a mission-driven organization
Ideal candidates will:
Candidates will ideally live in the Greater Toronto Area, as this is the focus area of COSTI.
Priority Areas of ExpertiseAs COSTI continues to evolve and expand its impact, we are seeking leaders whose expertise can help guide strategic decisions, strengthen governance, and support our long-term success.
Details:
Term: For Board Directors: 3-year term with possibility of renewal
For Board Committee Members: 2-year term with possibility of renewal
Time Commitment: For Board Directors: Approximately 50-70 hours per year. Virtual Board meetings every two months during the calendar year plus an annual Board retreat (in person) and the Annual Meeting of Members. Board Directors are also expected to serve on a Board Committee.
For Board Committee Members: Approximately 25 hours per year. Up to six (6) virtual meetings per year.
Location: Hybrid / Greater Toronto Area (GTA), Ontario Start Date: Late 2026
Our CommitmentCOSTI is committed to Equity, Diversity, Inclusion and Accessibility. We believe our Board and committees are strongest when they reflect the diversity of the communities we serve, and we encourage applications from individuals of all backgrounds, identities, abilities, and lived experiences. We welcome and encourage applications from people of all races, ethnicities, religions, abilities, sexual orientation, gender identities and expressions and diverse lived experiences.
How to ApplyIf you are interested in applying, please send your cover letter and CV to careers@costi.org
Please include in your cover letter, why you are interested in serving on the Board (or a Committee) of COSTI.
Please note that this is a volunteer position with no remuneration. Application Deadline: Friday, September 4, 2026
We thank all applicants for their interest; however, only those selected will be contacted.
Use of Artificial Intelligence in Recruitment
Artificial intelligence is not used to screen, assess, or select applicants for these roles.
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A listing agent in Waterloo Region does far more than list your home on MLS®. The agent develops the pricing and launch strategy, coordinates preparation and marketing, manages buyer access and feedback, advises you on offers, negotiates your terms, and keeps the transaction moving toward closing.
KEY TAKEAWAYS
A listing agent is the real estate agent who works through the seller’s brokerage to represent the seller and provide the services outlined in a written representation agreement. RECO’s consumer guidance explains that an Ontario agent may advise on market conditions, market the property, arrange showings, help assess offers, negotiate price and terms, and guide the paperwork and closing process.
As a client, you also receive professional protections: loyalty, disclosure, confidentiality, and conflict management. The relationship is an advisory and advocacy role built around your objectives, not simply access to a listing platform.
The scope still depends on the agreement you sign. RECO notes that there is no single standard package of services, so your seller representation or listing agreement should specify what the brokerage will do, what you will pay, how long the agreement lasts, and how it can end. Read the service schedule carefully. A clear plan protects both your expectations and your ability to hold the listing team accountable.
What Should Full-Service Listing Representation Include?Full-service listing representation should include much more than placing your property on MLS®. Your listing agent should develop the pricing and launch strategy, coordinate the preparation and presentation of the home, manage marketing and buyer access, interpret showing activity and feedback, advise you on offers, negotiate your terms, and oversee the real estate process through closing.
Before signing a seller representation agreement, ask the agent to clearly explain:
Who will complete the pricing analysis and recommend the launch strategy
What preparation, staging, photography, video, floor plans, and marketing are included
How inquiries, showings, and buyer-agent communication will be managed
How often you will receive feedback and written performance updates
Who will review and negotiate offers with you
Who will track conditions, deadlines, amendments, and closing-related steps
Who your primary point of contact will be throughout the sale
The services, responsibilities, fees, term, and cancellation provisions should be clearly set out in the written agreement. A strong listing agent should also explain the reasoning behind each recommendation so you understand not only what will be done, but why it supports your sale.
What Does a Listing Agent in Waterloo Region Do Before Your Home Goes Live?Before launch, a listing agent turns your goals, property details, timeline, and local market conditions into a practical selling plan. That work usually begins with a consultation and valuation, then moves into property preparation, documentation, pricing, and launch scheduling.
Build a pricing strategy, not just a list priceYour agent should review relevant recent sales, active competition, expired or withdrawn listings where useful, property condition, layout, upgrades, location factors, and current buyer behaviour. The Deutschmann Team’s home evaluation process combines a comparative market analysis with local adjustments and a broader valuation approach. The purpose is to establish a defensible launch range and a strategy for how the property should enter the market.
Coordinate preparation and confirm listing accuracyPreparation may include a staging consultation, decluttering and repair priorities, photography scheduling, measurement, floor plans, access arrangements, and a checklist for documents or property details. RECO’s seller checklist reminds sellers to ensure listing details such as square footage, renovations, taxes, lot dimensions, and included items are accurate and supported where possible.
A good plan identifies the preparation that matters most for your property, budget, and timeline without pressuring you into unnecessary work.
How Does a Listing Agent in Waterloo Region Market Your Home?A listing agent markets your home by crafting a clear buyer-facing story, producing the media needed to support it, distributing the listing through the agreed channels, and managing the launch so interested buyers can act. Marketing should help buyers understand the property quickly and accurately, both online and in person.
For The Deutschmann Team, the published seller service and marketing approach includes professional photography, video, aerial imagery where appropriate, 3D iGuide tours, measured floor plans, customized campaigns, and distribution across local and broader real estate platforms. Qualifying luxury properties may receive additional syndication. These are service commitments, not guarantees of a specific price or timeline.
The live launch also includes instructions, agent questions, engagement monitoring, feedback, and current property information. One isolated comment may not warrant a change, but repeated patterns can reveal a presentation, access, or positioning issue.
A clear home selling process shows how preparation, marketing, showings, negotiation, conditions, and closing connect. Marketing continues for as long as the listing is active.
What Does a Listing Agent Negotiate on Your Behalf?A listing agent negotiates the full offer, not just the headline price. Depending on the transaction, that can include the deposit, financing or inspection conditions, the closing date, inclusions and exclusions, representations, access, rental items, and other terms that affect certainty, risk, and convenience.
The agent should compare offers, explain trade-offs, identify unusual clauses, and clarify likely implications. A higher price may come with more conditions, whereas a cleaner offer may offer greater certainty. The right choice depends on your goals, not on a single number.
In a competing-offer situation, RECO confirms that the seller makes the decisions about how offers are handled and which offer is accepted. Your agent advises you based on the property, market, and offer terms, then follows your lawful written direction. Offer contents remain confidential unless you direct otherwise, subject to Ontario rules and the protection of personal information.
Strong negotiation is calm and specific. Your listing agent should explain what is known, what is uncertain, and what each response option may mean.
How Involved Is a Listing Agent After Your Home Goes Live?A full-service listing agent remains involved from launch through closing. After the property goes live, the focus shifts to showings, inquiries, feedback, performance reviews, justified adjustments, and seller updates.
Communication should be defined before launch. At The Deutschmann Team, sellers receive two structured updates each week, along with ongoing showing feedback, market activity, and recommended next steps.
Once you accept an offer, the agent helps manage dates, conditions, amendments, access, and communication. Your lawyer handles the legal closing, while the listing agent keeps the real estate side organized, flags deadlines, and coordinates with your legal advisor as needed.
How Do You Know Whether Your Listing Agent Is Doing a Good Job?You can evaluate a listing agent by looking for clear planning, accurate information, consistent execution, timely communication, and evidence-based advice. Results matter, but no agent controls the market or can guarantee a specific sale price. The quality of the process is evident before an offer arrives.
Look for these signs:
Before signing, verify that the agent is registered with RECO, ask who your day-to-day contact will be, request references, and confirm the reporting cadence. You can also review The Deutschmann Team’s seller resources and guides to compare the proposed process with the level of support you expect.
Frequently Asked Questions Does a listing agent only put my home on MLS®?No. A full-service listing agent may advise on pricing, coordinate property preparation and media, create the listing, arrange showings, manage feedback, analyze offers, negotiate terms, and support the transaction through closing. The exact services must be set out in your representation agreement, so confirm the scope rather than assuming every brokerage offers the same package.
How involved is a listing agent after my home goes live?The agent should remain involved throughout the active listing and accepted-offer stages. This includes handling buyer and agent inquiries, coordinating showings, providing feedback, reporting performance, discussing strategy, reviewing offers, tracking conditions, and communicating through closing. Ask for a written communication schedule before launch, so you know when and how updates will arrive.
What does a listing agent negotiate on my behalf?The agent can negotiate price, deposit, conditions, closing date, inclusions, exclusions, and other terms that affect the strength and practicality of an offer. The agent explains options and recommends a response, but you decide what to accept, reject, or counter. Legal questions about contract wording should be directed to your lawyer.
How do I know if my listing agent is doing a good job?Look for a documented strategy, accurate listing information, completed marketing deliverables, prompt responses, consistent feedback on showings, clear performance updates, and evidence-based recommendations. A good agent also explains offer terms without pressure and tracks the transaction after acceptance. Judge both the outcome and whether the promised process is delivered.
ConclusionSelling a home involves pricing, presentation, access, negotiation, contracts, and deadlines. The listing agent’s job is to organize those moving parts around your goals, provide you with the information you need to decide, and remain accountable from the first evaluation through closing. That is what boutique service should feel like: personal attention, disciplined strategy, and no uncertainty about what happens next.
If you are considering a sale in Kitchener, Waterloo, or a surrounding township, start with a free, no-obligation home evaluation. You can discuss your timeline, learn how the property would be positioned, and decide whether the proposed plan is right for you.
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First and foremost thank goodness we are finally ridding ourselves of the too popular by half Sandy Shantz. She has delivered bad governance with a smile, speaks softly and tries to offend no one. Unfortunately the public have lapped that crap up. Maybe in her private life she really is the good person I thought she was over a dozen years ago but her positions and decisions in office have harmed the public interest. Most likely they have assisted her husband's and family's business interests but if so that too appears to have flown under the radar. Maybe it's all been scrupulously according to the rules; I really don't know for sure.
Her positions on both the east side expansion and by-pass onto contaminated properties combined with her heavily pro polluter/corporate biases regarding Chemtura and Lanxess will be her eventual reputational downfall. She has bent over backwards to accommodate corporate self-interests that have resulted in her and their gross failures to either restore Elmira's drinking water or to so much as clean up a single shovel full of downstream dioxins, DDT, mercury and PCBs in the Canagagigue Creek. Wildlife, the environment and human beings have suffered because of those failures.
My comments on a regional housecleaning are due to both the Wilmot Land Grab (770 acres) democratic failures of transparency and communications as well as the still ongoing regional water crisis that they now claim is "solved". We are in big, long lasting water trouble and that is all due to past negligence and incompetence combined with the similar mentioned above municipal "pro polluter/corporate biases". Slamming gates shut after the livestock have all left rarely is an effective strategy.
Regarding our municipal councillors I am conflicted. Yes I will have no regrets if Nathan Cadeau is unelected based upon multiple early interactions with him over Lanxess that I found distasteful. Other than that I do not have strong feelings for or against the other councillors mostly based upon really not knowing them at all. That said I do kind of grudgingly like Eric Schwindt despite believing that he is considerably more right wing and pro business than myself. Somehow he has conveyed to me a willingness at least to listen with an open mind. Time will confirm or deny that. Evan Burgess appears to be more mature than his chronological age and with seasoning I can hope that he too will expand and flourish. Maybe that comment is based more on my age than on his. Again time will tell. Bonnie and Kayla have shown commonsense on various issues and I wish them well.
KITCHENER – The Kitchener Panthers picked up their seventh road victory of the season on Sunday ... at Jack Couch Park.
It was a day of doubleheaders in the CBL. Due to their scheduled meeting in Barrie Saturday being rained out, and Barrie being in Kitchener Sunday anyway, the teams played two seven-inning games.
Six was the magic number for the winning side, as the Baycats took the opener 6-3.
Baycats pitcher Saul Vasquez threw 115 pitches to record his fifth win of the season.
The star in the first game for Kitchener was Trent Lawson, who knocked his seventh and eighth home runs of the season. One came in the bottom of the seventh, with the Panthers down to their final out.
In the second game, the Panthers played as the visitors and got a solid home debut from Trey Cruz.
The Florida native went four innings, while striking out three and didn't issue a walk.
His early showing, combined with three stellar innings from Jake Liberta, gave the Panthers a 6-5 'road' win.
Liberta picked up the victory on the mound, for his first win in the CBL.
Kitchener exploded for four runs in the first three innings, holding the Baycats scoreless for three.
Malik Williams smacked two home runs in the second game, including a three-run shot that gave the Panthers a 4-0
lead in the first.
Yosvani Penalver added power from the other side of the plate, belting a homer of his own.
Kitchener moved to 13-25 on the season, while Barrie sits at 21-15.
The Panthers will be back in action in Kitchener on Wednesday night, for a 7:05 p.m. start with the Brantford Red Sox.
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Read full story for latest details.Robert Holdstock and Angus Wells 1978’s Swordsmistress of Chaos is the first volume in their Raven secondary universe fantasy sword and sorcery series. The Raven books appeared under the house name Richard Kirk1.
Guided by a mysterious Voice, beautiful Su’uan flees across the desert from cruel slave-owner Karl ir Donwayne… straight into the waiting arms of a slightly less cruel slave dealer, who easily captures Su’uan. Is Su’uan doomed to be a slave forever?
Suddenly, Argor’s bandits attack!
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Perhaps the " & MORE " would be the addition of a third candidate for the Mayor's position. Chane Ballantyne is the candidate and I guess I'm a little surprised at the relative lack of public experience of all three candidates. Having said that I am remembering how Todd Cowan with absolutely zero municipal experience walked in and got himself elected primarily due to his personal door to door campaigning. Unfortunately despite some good work Todd managed to self-destruct and implode before his first term ended. Bonnie Bryant has the most actual municipal experience with two terms as councillor but to date she has not thrown her hat in the ring for the mayor's job. I guess I would view Eric Schwindt as the most experienced of the current three mayoral candidates.
TRAC, Lanxess, MECP and the Region are all spinning their wheels regarding both aquifer remediation and Creek rehabilitation. The best they've come up with are two recent, fundamentally flawed reports pretending to support the status quo while absolutely not doing so. In fact careful examination of the Jen Lyndal (Integral Inc.) report proves the immense amount of downstream contamination still there fifty-six years after mass dumping on-site and into the Canagagigue Creek ended. The tied for most bizarre aspect of this report was Hadley Stamm's relationship with the author Jen Lyndal, as if that was somehow supposed to be a positive reinforcement of the honesty of the report.
The second recent weird report was Lanxess/GHD's partial shutdown of Elmira pumping wells which was to somehow indicate again that their pumping regimens had merit and were appropriate. That horse has long bolted as neither NDMA nor chlorobenzene concentrations are at or below the Ontario Drinking Water Standards (ODWS) as they are supposed to be almost literally within spitting distance of them, and are not. Also rest assured there are many more solvents still not removed from our drinking water aquifers although I would recommend much greater focus on DDT and Dioxin/Furans possibly in coordination with greater focus on all the DNAPL chlorinated solvents.
Lanxess and the MECP have been trying to get rid of off-site (i.e. under Elmira) DNAPLS for decades without admitting their existence, using pump & treat technology. Pump & treat was never solely appropriate on its' own and the proof is in the pudding as all parties now admit failure to achieve the 2028 mandated deadline. This citizens and politicians is the result when you leave the fox in charge of the henhouse and you blind and cripple citizen watchdogs.
Maybe just maybe other parts of Waterloo Region may finally take a look at Woolwich Township and learn a thing or two. Lying and dissembling are not the sole prerogative of politicians anywhere. They all participate in targeted truth polishing when the occasion demands. Right now just before a municipal election that includes regional government, the occasion to lie doesn't just demand it; it screams it. Can you imagine the shock, the consternation, the relief and the sheer joy if we threw all the bums out this October?
Waterloo Region claims that the water crisis is passed. Bullfroghooey to say the least. Above and beyond all the contaminated aquifers already listed here over the last few weeks you can add St. Agatha and Wilmot Centre. I'm basing both on the permitted volumes of pumping available versus the tiny amounts of water actually pumped back in the early 2000s. Added to this is the known high concentrations of Nitrates in the Wilmot Centre Wellfield. Seriously folks anybody who thinks that Wilmot Township are going to bail out the rest of Waterloo Region waterwise, are smoking way too much wacky tobaccy.
Getting back to Woolwich Township mostly what the rest of Waterloo Region should have learned is that talk and puffery are a poor substitute for unbiased science, action and money carefully spent. Right now the rest of Waterloo Region need water from Woolwich Township, not to be continuing to supply them water from shrinking sources. Both the three major cities and the other Townships have a right to know why the promised return to water production in Elmira less than two years away just isn't going to happen and if it does it will require mass introduction of substandard water quality. The other municipal jurisdictions kept their noses out of Woolwich's water woes only on the understanding that the 25 years of Uniroyal/Crompton/Chemtura and the MOE/MECP promises of full remediation meant something. In hindsight they meant nothing. They were BULLS**T and the Region themselves kept awfully quiet about the shortcomings in the remediation, public consultation, lack of cleanup on and off site etc.
Well Woolwich you've made your bed now lie in it. You, the Region and the Province (MECP) certainly know how to lie so get to it.
Silvia Park’s 2025 Luminous is a stand-alone near-future science fiction novel.
Robots are commonplace in re-unified Korea. As designs improve, more and more roles once reserved for humans are relegated to the robots. Some of these are service jobs. Others are more intimate. Robots can be made in the form of sex partners or to resemble dead siblings.
Cho Jun and Cho Morgan, children of once-prominent roboticist Cho Yosep, once had a robot sibling named Yoyo1. One day, Yoyo vanished. Neither Jun nor Morgan ever knew what happened to Yoyo.
Skip forward some years.
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KITCHENER – Yunior Ibarra played the hero role, sending the Jack Couch faithful into a frenzy Thursday night.
His grounder in the bottom of the ninth allowed the winning run to come in, as the Panthers beat their Highway 7 rivals from Guelph 6-5.
Zane Skansi - who pinch ran for Malik Williams - slid home safely after Royals catcher Matthew Ward bobbled the throw home from Garrett Takamatsu, who came in to play as a fifth infielder.
It capped off a stunning bottom of the ninth. Kitchener, down by a run, loaded the bases with nobody out.
Jackson Cooke walked to score Petey Kiefer before Ibarra's heroics.
Ben Hewitt, who came into the ballgame with the bases loaded in the seventh, picked up his first win of the season. Hewitt struck out three in this one, while going 2.1 innings.
The game went back-and-forth.
Trent Lawson hit a three-run home run in the first off former major leaguer Edgar Garcia.
But Garcia settled in after that, striking out 10 in six innings of work. All the while, Guelph scored four to take the lead.
Not for long. Mateo Zeppieri took Brandon Deans' first offering of the night over the fence to tie the game up again.
“It was a huge team win for us,” said Shanif Hirani, who is now 2-0 as the team's field manager.
“We had contributions up and down the lineup and our pitchers gave us a chance. We gave up our lead early, but they never gave in. We kept stacking good at-bats until we could break it open in the end.”
Kitchener improves to 12-24 on the season, while Guelph drops to 21-16.
The Panthers now go into a home-and-home with the Barrie Baycats.
Saturday, they will head north before returning for a Sunday matinee at Jack Couch Park.
First pitch flies at 2:05 p.m.
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(Image is of Freya, a tortoiseshell tabby, sitting curiously on a new faux-leather kitchen chair. A second chair is dismantled on the ground next to her)
Well, if the state of the author is “busy,” I hope that helps explain why there was no update in July. Finishing up Keepers of the Flesh while getting Alien Olympus out absolutely ate my time around the turn of last month.
(I still haven’t released the Ingram paperback of Alien Olympus, for that matter, as the initial proof I received wasn’t usable. I had to redo the cover and it takes them forever to get my my proofs.)
Everything is trucking along at this point. I’ll be setting up the preorder for Keepers in the next few days. It does look like the audiobook will come out after the ebook and paperback release, as a heads up there.
Schedule for the next few books is currently:
September 24 – Keepers of the Flesh (Saints of the Void 2)
November 26 – Wildcard (House Adamant 6)
January 21 – Sisters in Magic (Spirit Knight 2)
March 25 – Project Acropolis (Starship’s Mage 20)
I am currently hoping to do the last Aether Spheres Kickstarter this fall, but I don’t even want to schedule that until I have fulfilled the last pieces of Void Spheres and the leatherbounds are delayed.
Happy reading everyone!
-Glynn Stewart
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Selling a luxury home in Waterloo Region requires a strategy tailored to a smaller buyer pool, more complex property differences, and higher expectations for presentation. The strongest plan combines evidence-based pricing, premium marketing, qualified-buyer reach, and disciplined negotiation tailored to the property rather than a generic listing formula.
KEY TAKEAWAYS
Luxury real estate in Waterloo Region is not defined by one permanent price. It refers to the upper tier of the current local market, and that tier shifts by property type, location, inventory, and buyer demand.
A detached custom home in Waterloo may be evaluated differently from an executive townhome in Kitchener or an estate property in a surrounding township. The Deutschmann Team’s May 2026 luxury market update used separate benchmarks for single-family and attached properties, which illustrates why sellers should avoid applying one broad threshold to every home.
Use current segment data as a starting point, then evaluate the property’s lot, privacy, architecture, finish quality, condition, neighbourhood, and scarcity. For a current local snapshot, review the team’s live Waterloo Region housing market statistics.
How Is Selling A Luxury Home In Waterloo Region Different From A Standard Listing?Selling a luxury home in Waterloo Region usually requires more detailed positioning because there are fewer comparable properties and fewer buyers who fit the price range. The listing must explain why the home deserves its position, not simply announce its square footage and features.
The process typically requires more preparation, tighter control over visual presentation, targeted outreach, private-showing coordination, and careful qualification of buyer interest. A strong strategy also anticipates longer decision cycles and more detailed questions about systems, renovations, land, permits, and operating costs.
The difference is not about adding decorative marketing. It is about reducing uncertainty for a selective buyer and presenting the property’s value in a way that is specific, credible, and easy to understand.
How Should A Luxury Home Be Priced When There Are Fewer Comparable Sales?A luxury home should be priced using a multi-variable analysis rather than by copying the price per square foot of the nearest sale. Comparable sales still matter, but each may require larger adjustments for lot quality, views, privacy, architecture, renovation level, layout, outbuildings, and neighbourhood prestige.
The pricing process should compare recently sold properties, active competition, expired listings, assessed-value relationships, and the current behaviour of buyers in the same price band. The goal is a defensible range and a launch strategy, not an inflated number intended to win a listing.
We describe this kind of analysis in our free home evaluation and pricing process.
What Luxury Home Marketing Actually Reaches Qualified Buyers?Effective luxury marketing combines excellent local distribution with presentation and outreach that align with the property. Professional photography, cinematic video, aerial imagery where appropriate, measured floor plans, thoughtful staging, and strong copy should work together as a single narrative.
Local buyers and their agents remain central, so exposure through REALTOR networks and established regional channels cannot be replaced by international promotion alone. Broader syndication and agent-to-agent referral networks are most useful when they provide relevant reach for a distinctive property, a relocation buyer, or an internationally connected purchaser.
Review our team’s seller marketing and multimedia approach to see how the presentation components fit together.
What Credentials Should A Luxury Home Seller Look For?Look for evidence of luxury-specific training, verified performance at the upper tier, a strong local track record, and a clear plan for your property. A designation, by itself, is useful context, but it should not replace questions about pricing methodology, marketing deliverables, communication, and negotiation responsibility.
The Certified Luxury Home Marketing Specialist designation is an educational and performance credential offered by The Institute for Luxury Home Marketing. Sellers should verify the agent’s current status and ask how the training, network, and tools will be applied to their specific listing.
Most importantly, confirm who will lead the file, how often you will receive updates, what feedback will be collected after showings, and how the strategy will be adjusted if the market response differs from the launch assumptions.
Does A Luxury Listing Need Global Exposure Or Is Local Marketing Enough?Most luxury sales still depend on strong local and regional execution. Still, broader exposure can be valuable for a property with unusual architecture, acreage, waterfront, relocation appeal, or a price point that attracts buyers beyond Waterloo Region.
Global exposure should be treated as an amplifier, not a substitute for accurate pricing and compelling presentation. Ask exactly where the listing will appear, whether the placement is automatic or selective, what audience those channels reach, and how inquiries will be managed.
A credible plan explains the role of each channel and avoids implying that syndication alone guarantees a better result.
How Do You Choose The Right Strategy For Selling A Luxury Home In Waterloo Region?Choose a strategy that begins with the property and the seller’s goals. The plan should define the target buyer, the property’s strongest differentiators, the pricing evidence, the preparation schedule, the launch assets, the showing process, and the communication cadence.
Before signing, request a written outline of deliverables and decision points. Clarify what is included, who approves marketing, how buyer feedback will be interpreted, and what evidence would trigger a pricing or positioning adjustment.
You can compare live local trends on The Deutschmann Team’s market statistics page and request a property-specific assessment rather than relying on regional averages alone.
ConclusionA successful luxury sale is built on precision: a defensible price, a polished presentation, the right reach, and clear decisions throughout the listing period. The Deutschmann Team’s brand promise is to provide honest strategy and direct accountability, so sellers understand both the plan and the evidence behind it. Request a free, no-obligation home evaluation to discuss how your property fits within the current Waterloo Region luxury market.
Frequently Asked Questions What price point is considered luxury real estate in Waterloo Region?There is no universal, permanent threshold. Luxury typically refers to the top tier of the current local market, and the threshold varies by property type and location. Use current segment data and property-specific analysis rather than assuming that every home above a certain price belongs to the same buyer pool.
How is marketing a luxury home different from marketing a standard listing?Luxury marketing places greater emphasis on property positioning, visual quality, buyer qualification, privacy, and targeted distribution. The goal is to communicate why the home is exceptional and to reach buyers whose needs, finances, and timing align with the property.
Does a luxury listing need global exposure or is local marketing enough?Local and regional exposure is essential, while broader syndication can add value for distinctive or very high-priced properties. Global placement should support, not replace, strong local agent outreach, accurate pricing, professional presentation, and responsive inquiry management.
What credentials should I look for in a listing agent for a high-value property?Look for luxury-specific training, verified upper-tier experience, local market knowledge, and a written property-specific plan. Also confirm who will manage the listing, how communication works, what marketing is included, and how the agent will measure and respond to market feedback.
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The cost to prepare a home for sale in Waterloo Region can range from a few hundred dollars for cleaning, decluttering, minor repairs, and touch-ups to several thousand dollars for painting, moving, storage, professional staging, or more extensive property work.
The right budget depends on the home’s current condition, expected price range, likely buyer, competing listings, and the improvements most likely to strengthen presentation without overbuilding for the market.
The goal is not to renovate everything before selling. It is to determine which work should be addressed, which improvements could meaningfully support the sale, and which projects are unlikely to justify their cost, delay, or disruption.
KEY TAKEAWAYS‘
The cost to prepare a home for sale may include:
Two homes with similar square footage can require very different preparation plans.
An occupied home with suitable furniture may require only editing, organization, cleaning, and minor touch-ups. A vacant home may require furniture rental, delivery, installation, monthly carrying costs, and removal.
An older property or a home with visible maintenance concerns may require repair estimates, specialist advice, or additional documentation before the seller can establish a realistic preparation budget.
Instead of relying on one online average, homeowners should begin with three broad planning levels.
Preparation levelTypical workGeneral budget patternEssential refreshDeep cleaning, decluttering, minor patching, touch-up painting, small repairs, and basic yard cleanupUsually the lowest-cost route and may be measured in hundreds rather than thousandsTargeted preparationSelective painting, handyman repairs, lighting or hardware updates, moving or storage, landscaping, and partial stagingCan move into the low thousands depending on the size of the property, labour, materials, and scopeComprehensive preparationExtensive painting, multiple repairs, substantial moving or storage, specialist work, or vacant-home stagingCan reach several thousand dollars or more and should be supported by written quotes and a clear market reasonThese are broad planning bands—not Waterloo Region contractor quotes or local price averages.
The exact cost depends on:
A property-specific consultation and written local quotes are required before establishing a final budget.
Which Pre-Sale Improvements Usually Provide the Best Value?The most useful pre-sale improvements are generally those that remove visible distractions, address obvious maintenance concerns, and help buyers understand the home quickly.
Cleanliness, organization, consistency, and proper maintenance often deserve priority because they can improve presentation without the cost and delay of a major renovation.
Begin with the work most likely to affect buyer confidence and the way the property appears in listing photographs and during showings.
Deep Cleaning
A thorough cleaning should normally address:
A home that feels clean and well cared for allows buyers to focus on its features instead of becoming distracted by maintenance.
Deep cleaning may be completed by the homeowner or by a professional cleaning company. The best option depends on the seller’s available time, the size and condition of the home, and the standard required before professional photography.
Decluttering and Furniture Editing
Decluttering involves more than placing belongings inside closets.
The objective is to make each room feel functional, comfortable, and easy to navigate while still allowing the home to feel welcoming.
Furniture and belongings should be edited to show:
Large furniture, personal collections, crowded shelving, excess countertop items, and unnecessary décor can make rooms appear smaller and prevent buyers from noticing the property itself.
Depending on the amount being removed, preparation costs may include:
The home should not be emptied without a plan. In many occupied properties, the best presentation comes from keeping the right furniture and removing only what interferes with space, light, or function.
Minor Repairs and Maintenance
Visible defects can create a broader impression that a property has not been maintained.
Consider addressing items such as:
Not every imperfection requires repair. The preparation plan should focus on issues that are noticeable, affect normal use, weaken buyer confidence, or create unnecessary distractions.
Selective Painting
Fresh paint can be worthwhile when strong colours, visible wear, inconsistent finishes, poor patchwork, or damaged walls detract from the home.
Painting costs depend on:
Obtain written estimates from Waterloo Region painters before approving the work.
Not every room needs to be repainted.
Priority areas may include:
Selective painting can sometimes provide most of the presentation benefit without the cost and disruption of repainting the entire property.
Lighting and Hardware
Lighting affects how buyers experience a home both online and in person.
Preparation may include:
Updates should be selected carefully. The goal is not to replace every fixture or handle simply because something newer exists.
Curb Appeal
The exterior creates the first impression before a buyer enters the home.
Simple exterior improvements may include:
A good spending decision does not ask only:
Will this make the property look better?
It also asks:
Large renovations should not be automatically completed immediately before listing.
Projects such as full kitchen replacements, complete bathroom renovations, structural changes, highly personalized finishes, and renovations involving long permit, material, or delivery timelines can require substantial time and money without guaranteeing that the seller will recover the full expense.
Renovation cost and market-value contribution are not the same thing.
Buyers may value an improvement differently based on:
A newly renovated space does not automatically add an equal amount to the property’s market value.
A significant renovation may still be worth considering when:
Before approving a large project, compare the property with relevant recently sold homes and current competing listings.
Ask:
The goal is to address what buyers are likely to notice and value without overbuilding for the neighbourhood or expected price range.
How Does Staging Affect the Cost of Preparing a Home for Sale?Staging costs depend on how much assistance the property requires.
A professional consultation using the seller’s existing furniture generally involves less work than partial furniture or accessory rental. A vacant-home installation may include furniture rental, delivery, setup, ongoing monthly charges, and removal.
The most economical staging plan often begins by editing and repositioning what the homeowner already owns.
This may include:
Rental pieces may be useful when a room is:
Staging does not have to mean furnishing every room. The plan should focus on the spaces that have the greatest effect on first impressions, photography, buyer understanding, and the overall flow of the home.
The 2025 National Association of REALTORS® Profile of Home Staging found that 83% of surveyed buyers’ agents said staging made it easier for buyers to visualize a property as their future home. The living room, primary bedroom, and dining room were the most commonly staged spaces. This is U.S. research and provides useful general context, but it does not guarantee a higher sale price or shorter selling time in Waterloo Region. (National Association of REALTORS®)
With The Deutschmann Team, sellers receive a professional home-staging and interior-design consultation. Our listing service also includes professional photography and multimedia presentation.
The recommended preparation and staging plan is reviewed with the seller before the property is launched.
Staging and professional presentation may improve how buyers experience a home, but they do not guarantee:
The recommendation should always be based on the needs of the individual property.
Should You Pay for a Pre-Listing Inspection?A pre-listing inspection may be useful for:
An inspection may help a seller:
However, a pre-listing inspection does not prevent a buyer from arranging a separate inspection.
It may also identify issues that require:
Ontario disclosure obligations depend on the facts and the nature of the defect. Sellers should obtain transaction-specific legal advice rather than assuming that every inspection finding is treated in the same way. (Real Estate Council of Ontario)
Discuss the purpose and likely consequences of the inspection with your listing agent before ordering one.
The decision should be based on the property and selling strategy—not on the assumption that every home requires a pre-listing inspection.
How Does The Deutschmann Team Build a Pre-Listing Preparation Plan?The preparation plan begins with:
Recommendations are then separated into three categories.
1. Work That Should Be Addressed
This may include issues that affect:
These items may require repair, further investigation, documentation, or advice from an appropriate professional.
The category does not mean that every item must automatically be repaired. It means the issue should be understood and addressed within the pricing, preparation, disclosure, or marketing strategy.
2. High-Impact Presentation Opportunities
These are improvements that may materially strengthen the way the home photographs, shows, or compares with competing properties.
They may include:
Each recommendation should be tied to a clear buyer or marketing objective.
For example:
3. Optional or Unnecessary Projects
These are projects that may:
The purpose of a pre-listing consultation is not to create the longest possible renovation list.
It is to determine:
The best way to control preparation costs is to establish the pricing and marketing strategy before hiring trades or purchasing materials.
Every expense should address a specific concern, presentation issue, or competitive disadvantage.
1. Begin With a Property-Specific Consultation
Review the property before ordering work.
The consultation should consider:
This helps prevent sellers from investing in projects that are unnecessary, overly personal, or unsupported by the market.
2. Compare the Home With Relevant Competition
Do not prepare the property in isolation.
Consider what buyers will see when comparing:
A broad Waterloo Region market statistic may provide context, but the preparation strategy should be based on the homes competing for the same buyer.
3. Separate Maintenance From Cosmetic Work
Safety, functionality, maintenance, and listing accuracy should be considered separately from optional design improvements.
A cosmetic update may improve presentation. A maintenance concern may affect buyer confidence, inspection results, insurability, financing, or the transaction itself.
The two categories should not be treated as though they have the same purpose.
4. Obtain Written Quotes
For contracted work, confirm:
Include a contingency for hidden work, material delays, or scheduling changes.
Do not rely on an online average as though it were a quotation for your property.
5. Prioritize the Most Visible Areas
Focus first on:
Not every room requires the same amount of work or spending.
6. Consider the Seller’s Timeline
Preparation that might be reasonable with several months available may not be appropriate when the seller needs to list quickly.
A delayed launch can create costs of its own, including:
The preparation recommendation must account for both project cost and timing.
7. Stop When Additional Spending Is Unlikely to Matter
The next dollar spent should have a reasonable chance of improving:
When the benefit becomes uncertain, preserve the money and consider whether the remaining work should instead be reflected in the pricing and marketing strategy.
ConclusionPreparing a home for sale is not a contest to complete the longest renovation list.
The strongest plan aligns the budget with:
Begin with cleaning, organization, maintenance, and visible concerns.
Consider larger projects only when there is a clear market reason, and the likely benefit justifies the cost, timing, and risk.
The objective is to present the property honestly, remove preventable distractions, and protect the seller’s equity without spending money in areas buyers are unlikely to recognize.
Not Sure What to Repair, Paint, or Stage Before Selling?
Request a complimentary home-value and preparation consultation with The Deutschmann Team.
We will review your property, likely buyer, current competition, and selling timeline. We will then separate the recommendations into:
You will receive a practical preparation strategy designed around your home—not a generic renovation list.
Frequently Asked QuestionsDo I Have to Renovate My Home Before Selling It?
No.
Many homes can be positioned effectively through cleaning, decluttering, maintenance, selective repairs, painting, and professional presentation instead of a major renovation.
The right strategy depends on:
Review the property before spending so you can distinguish between work that removes a real objection and work that is unlikely to recover its cost.
Is It Worth Spending Money on Staging Before I List?
It can be, particularly when rooms feel crowded, empty, dated, poorly defined, or difficult to understand.
Staging does not have to involve furnishing the entire property.
A professional consultation, furniture editing, improved placement, and selective accessories may be sufficient.
The decision should compare:
Staging does not guarantee a higher price or faster sale.
What Cosmetic Updates Usually Have the Biggest Impact?
The most broadly useful improvements often include:
The best choices depend on the home and its direct competition.
Focus on improvements that strengthen listing photographs, reduce distractions, and communicate that the property has been cared for.
How Much Should I Spend Preparing My Home for Sale?
There is no universal amount.
The budget should reflect:
Some properties need only a modest refresh. Others may require painting, repairs, storage, moving, specialist work, or professional staging.
Obtain written local quotes before establishing the final budget.
How Does a Pre-Listing Inspection Affect My Selling Costs?
A pre-listing inspection creates an upfront professional expense and may lead to repair estimates, specialist reviews, or additional investigation.
It can also help a seller understand potential concerns and prepare before an offer is received.
The value depends on:
Discuss the potential benefits and consequences with your listing agent before ordering an inspection. Obtain legal advice about any property-specific disclosure obligations.
Should I Paint My Entire Home Before Selling?
Not necessarily.
Whole-home painting may be useful when there is significant wear, strong or inconsistent colour, visible patchwork, or widespread cosmetic damage.
In other homes, selective painting may be enough.
Prioritize:
Obtain a local quote before deciding whether the likely presentation benefit justifies whole-home painting.
Should I Replace My Kitchen Before Selling?
Usually not without first reviewing the property and comparable sales.
A full kitchen replacement can be expensive, time-consuming, and influenced heavily by personal taste.
A better strategy may involve:
A complete replacement may be justified in limited situations, but it should be supported by market evidence and a clear financial reason.
Is It Better to Sell a Home Empty or Furnished?
It depends on the property.
An occupied home can show well when the furniture is appropriately scaled, edited, and positioned. An empty home may feel clean and spacious, but some buyers may have difficulty judging room size, function, and furniture placement.
Professional staging may be particularly useful for:
The best approach should be determined during the preparation consultation.
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Am I being too generous thanking all the twits, liars, politicians, self-serving bureaucrats and local influencers for effectively isolating my knowledge and input from the problem at hand, namely restoring both our aquifers and our Creek? Of course I am. I wonder how the long departed from active duty APTE members feel these days. They sat back and let Susan Bryant carry the torch with assistance first from Sylvia Berg and later Pat Mclean. Those two ladies were her "wingmen" and they and Susan did their job well which was to appear to be the voice of the people while constantly greasing the skids for Uniroyal, Crompton, Chemtura, Lanxess and the corrupt Ministry of Environment.
2028 is the mandated deadline for restoring our drinking water aquifers. While that date is only sixteen months away, of course as the MOE/MECP set it they can and will define it and or redefine it as they please. The master manipulaters have never rested. They know that public perception and opinion can be lost with but one major screwup, fire, explosion or even revelation that contradicts their carefully crafted narrative. Despite all this I would rather be at arm's length distance from the train wreck that is RAC/TAG, and TRAC. I personally want no part of a train wreck that I warned against for decades despite my confidence that those in charge are working very hard for a soft landing. Selling their lies to the public has been easy as long as all authorities were on board. Furthermore the precarious state of the media, particularly newspapers, has made their jobs much easier. The last thing newspapers want to do right now is to alienate corporate Canada or U.S.
Fantastic claims will be made by Lanxess and fellow travellers. The Region of Waterloo will go along depending upon the support they receive in kind from the other parties as the Region's water failures further are exposed. Same with the Ministry of Environment (MECP). Show them some love and they will respond in kind by agreeing with all kinds of corporate nonsense about slowing groundwater pumping to protect the environment to using the water in the Elmira Aquifers for socially positive effects. Maybe with enough treatment and dilution they can add our aquifers to the Region's overall water system, the IUS (Integrated Urban System). Rest assured the polluter, the regulator, the politicians and the media will all join in lockstep to declare victory. I declare this the reverse Richard Nixon as they snatch victory from the very jaws of grotesque failure and defeat.
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Board Director About the RoleToronto Home Energy Network (THE Network) is recruiting up to two at-large members to join our Board of Directors.
We are looking for people who want to help Toronto homeowners reduce their energy use and carbon emissions. New directors will bring additional skills and perspectives to the Board and help strengthen the organization as it grows.
This is a working board. Directors help set THE Network’s direction, but they also contribute directly by chairing committees, building relationships and taking on projects.
We are recruiting for two types of experience, described below. You do not need to fit both profiles. In your cover letter, tell us which role you are applying for.
About THE NetworkTHE Network is a grassroots, volunteer-driven organization dedicated to reducing carbon emissions from Toronto’s homes. Launched in 2023 by the leadership team behind the Pocket Change Project, we use a proven approach, collaborating with community groups across Toronto and a network of partners to provide homeowners with peer support and expert personalized assistance as they plan and implement their home’s decarbonization. With single-family homes causing nearly one-fifth of Toronto’s emissions, electrifying these homes is essential to achieving the city’s goal of net-zero community-wide emissions by 2040.
Key ResponsibilitiesBoard members are expected to:
We welcome applications from candidates who:
Beyond that, we are recruiting for two distinct profiles.
Profile 1: Fundraising and/or GovernanceSeed funding allowed THE Network to get started. We have applied for charitable status and expect a decision this fall. Charitable status would allow us to pursue foundation grants and individual donations that are not currently available to us.
Our next task is to build reliable, longer-term funding and put the right governance in place to manage it.
You may bring experience in fundraising, governance or both. Please explain your area of experience in your cover letter.
ExperienceStrength in one or both of the following areas:
This is a Board position with a temporary operating role attached.
For roughly the first six to nine months, you would help manage some of THE Network’s day-to-day operations while we build staff and volunteer capacity.
The operating role is temporary, but the Board position is not. You would serve a full three-year term and remain on the Board after the operating work ends.
ExperienceExperience managing an organization, program or team in any sector
Familiarity with volunteer management or community program coordination
Experience creating processes and tools that volunteers can use independently is an asset
SkillsThe Board meets once a month, usually in person, at a time that works for the group. A virtual option is available when needed.
Board members serve three-year terms and may renew for one additional consecutive term. In addition to Board meetings and occasional events, directors are expected to take on an officer role or contribute through committee work. Directors are also encouraged, but not required, to take part in THE Network’s community activities.
The interim operations director should expect a larger time commitment during the first six to nine months. We will discuss the expected workload during the interview process.
Diversity, Equity and InclusionTHE Network is committed to fostering a diverse, equitable and inclusive culture in all areas of our organization. We encourage applications from individuals of all backgrounds and lived experiences.
To ApplyPlease send a resume and brief cover letter describing your interest to HR@thenetwork.to. In your cover letter, please indicate which of the two profiles above you are applying for.
We’re reviewing applications as they come in and scheduling interviews as we go. This posting will be removed once the positions are filled, so we encourage you to apply right away.
If you’re interested but not ready to take on these board positions, we would still like to hear from you! Please review our available volunteer opportunities and apply if you feel you are a good fit.
We thank all candidates for their interest, though we will contact only those selected for an interview.
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