Why not formulate a texting algorithm to get Love more often?♦Picture taken from InternetHello, My Digital Friends and Family, Did Y’all Miss Me??
Ms.DataBtye has just started in the corporate world and was busy trying to find her life amidst the “logical” errors. On a frustrated night, at 2 a.m. I was doing what every emotional fool does… scrolling through old chats with my ex.
Not because I missed him. Not because I wanted closure. And definitely not because I was trying to decode why he thought replying “hmm” was an acceptable response to a paragraph message. (Like wth bro?)
Look, the internet has turned texting into an Olympic sport. Everyone suddenly becomes a relationship strategist the moment a conversation screenshot goes viral.
“Wait three hours before replying.”
“Never double text.”
“If he wanted to, he would.”
“Be mysterious.”
“Play hard to get.”
Apparently, finding love now requires the tactical planning of a military operation and the emotional availability of a houseplant. And the weird part? People swear by these rules!
Every dating coach has a formula. Every TikTok relationship expert has a theory. Every friend has that one story about how ignoring someone for three days magically makes them obsessed.
But nobody ever seems to ask the obvious question: Where is the data?
As someone who spends an unhealthy amount of time turning messy human behavior into charts, I couldn’t help myself. The more relationship advice I heard, the more suspicious I became. Because, let's be honest, humans are terrible at remembering patterns. And I cannot survive anymore breakups.
We remember dramatic moments. We remember the breakup text. We remember being left on read for six hours. We remember the one argument that ended everything. But we rarely notice the hundreds of tiny signals that happen before the ending.
Connection Needs a Reality CheckSo You already know my views on Internet Wisdom, I’m Ms. DataByte. I don’t trust internet opinions; I analyze them. My goal isn’t to expose my ex. (But how much I wish to…)
♦My universal script for any data excavationI collected thousands of relationship discussions, breakup stories, and texting experiences from Reddit communities like r/relationships, r/relationship_advice, r/dating, r/BreakUps, and r/texts using Reddit’s API. I supplemented this with relationship articles and communication research from sources like Psychology Today, Verywell Mind, and The Gottman Institute. After cleaning and processing the data, I used text mining, sentiment analysis, and keyword extraction to uncover the patterns behind texts, effort, communication, heartbreak, and everything that happens before someone decides to leave a relationship or leave a message on read.
Quick Disclaimer: This analysis explores emotional dms through real statistics. Any observations regarding gender, age, or behavior are based on dataset averages and are intended for educational (and entertainment) purposes only. No feelings were harmed in the making of this Python script.
Connection Needs Communication, Not GuessworkOne of the strangest things I discovered was that some people text as if they’re communicating in person.
You send a message, and they reply in dull sentences (Even random words). You answer with long explanatory paragraphs with emojis and feeling…But they just show they are not worth it.
Now, before anyone says, “But that's their way of texting!”
Sure, it's their way of texting. But nobody is accidentally switching their feelings off while talking to their partner.
I thought a relationship is about feelings, so why let them hide and suffer?
The data showed something interesting.
♦Nobody is bothering on the breakup texts, or ghosting… What they are actually fighting is about their texting methods. Which Influencer’s text advice are you taking and whyyy
Be yourself, express, and let your texts talk about your thoughts. Do not text bland and dull, be expressive!!!
Turns out people wanna talk when the other is invested in talking too.
Connection Needs Consistency, Not Periodic SightingsOne of the strangest things I discovered was that some people text as if they’re communicating through carrier pigeons.
Some people don’t communicate. They perform disappearing acts. One minute you’re discussing dinner plans. The next minute, they’ve vanished with the efficiency of a government witness protection program.
Then three days later, they return with: “Sorry, been busy.” Busy doing what? Building the pyramids?
The data behind ghosting discussions revealed something surprising.
♦Most disappearances weren’t sudden. Communication quality usually starts declining weeks beforehand. Fewer messages. Shorter replies. Less curiosity. The ghost was haunting the conversation long before it officially died.
♦Its Important to understand that if you are ghosting someone, you are literally playing squash with their hearts. I get it that it might be difficult or you both want privacy, but when you pull out this move… The other person just spirals down into overthinking. Being the June girl I am, I can definitely tell you how much it hurts spiraling and overthinking.
If you are not interested or invested, it's better to talk and leave. Give closure, speak your heart out, and show the person why you wanna ghost. Don't hurt the person. The bar chart isn’t lying; it is miserable to even look at.
Connection Needs Effort, Not ExcusesRelationships are fascinating. Especially when one person thinks they’re a partnership and the other thinks they’re a subscription service.
One person starts every conversation. Plans every date. Carries every discussion. Meanwhile, the other contributes the occasional “lol”.
♦OUCH! Now that’s some data…
According to the data, the healthiest conversations showed a surprisingly balanced effort distribution. Not perfectly 50–50. But close enough that neither person felt like an unpaid intern.
The fastest dying conversations often had one common feature: One person was doing all the work.
Connection Needs Consistency, Not Occasional MiraclesSome people text like they’re being controlled by multiple personalities sharing one phone. One day, they’re all lovey-dovey, and the next day, they are over you. (Why do SUCH people exist?)
The data showed that consistency mattered more than intensity. People don’t build trust from occasional bursts of attention. They build trust through reliability.
A relationship shouldn’t feel like you’re refreshing a broken Wi-Fi connection.
Connection Needs Clarity, Not Mind GamesNothing creates confusion faster than mixed signals.
“I like you.”
“I don’t know what I want.”
“You’re special.”
“I’m not ready.”
“Where is this going?”
“Let’s not label things.”
“I want You!”
“I’m Confused.”
At this point, we’re not dating anymore… We’re solving a murder mystery.
♦One pattern repeatedly appeared in breakup stories. People weren’t hurt because of rejection. They were hurt because of uncertainty. They were hurt because they over-analyzed.
Human beings can process bad news. What destroys them is contradictory data.
Connection Needs More Than Chemistry, It Needs FeelingsThere is something fascinating about modern relationships. People will share their location. Share their passwords. Share their Netflix account. But what about sharing their feelings? Absolutely not!!!
Somewhere along the way, we’ve convinced ourselves that expressing emotions is embarrassing. So instead of saying, “That hurt my feelings,” we become detectives, mind readers, and part-time FBI agents looking for clues in text messages.
He replied with a period instead of an emoji. She took two hours longer than usual to respond. He liked my story but didn’t text me. Congratulations. We are now conducting forensic investigations instead of having conversations.
The truth is, feelings are data. Not the kind that fits neatly into Excel spreadsheets, but data nonetheless. Every feeling tells us something.
♦When I analyzed relationship discussions and texting patterns, one thing became painfully obvious: relationships rarely collapse because people talked about their feelings too much.
The healthiest conversations weren’t the ones where people never felt hurt. They were the ones where people felt safe enough to say they were hurt. And that’s an important distinction. Communication isn’t about sending more messages. It’s about sending honest ones.
Because no matter how advanced technology becomes, there is still one thing a text message cannot do: Read your mind!
“Your partner cannot fix a feeling they don’t know EXISTS. They cannot reassure an insecurity you’ve never shared. And they certainly cannot respond to a conversation that only happened inside your head.”
What Connection Needs is Two People and Their Investments…After analyzing thousands of conversations, breakup discussions, and relationship stories, I expected to find some secret formula.
A perfect response time. A magical texting frequency. A scientifically optimized number of emojis. Instead, the data kept pointing toward something much less exciting and much more important.
Communication.
♦Annotations are made for ease to readThe data revealed something surprisingly simple: When relationships struggled, the most common advice wasn’t “play hard to get,” “make them jealous,” or even “move on.” It was: Talk. Communicate. Because healthy relationships aren’t built on clever strategies. They’re built on consistency, honesty, and effort.
What surprised me even more was that people rarely described themselves as angry after a breakup. They described themselves as hurt, broken, and in pain. Maybe that’s why we invent texting rules and dating games. “Pretending not to care feels safer than admitting we do”.
But every chart in this investigation pointed to the same conclusion: Connection doesn’t need mystery. It doesn’t need mind games. It needs two people willing to invest.
Because eventually, every relationship becomes a balance sheet … and when one person keeps depositing effort while the other keeps making withdrawals, bankruptcy is only a matter of time.
If turning heartbreak into a dataset taught me anything, it’s this:
The healthiest relationships aren’t the ones where nobody gets hurt. They’re the ones where both people care enough to talk before the hurt becomes permanent.
Ms. DataByte Signing off… The most painful datasets tell the most honest stories.
♦I am Leaking My EX-Boyfriend’s Chats to Show How Not to Text. was originally published in Code Like A Girl on Medium, where people are continuing the conversation by highlighting and responding to this story.